Author: tompepinsky

  • Char Kway Teow / Kwe Tiauw Goreng

    There is a kind of noodle both here and in Indonesia called Kway Teow, or Kwe Tiauw in Indonesian.  It is big, soft, and flat, probably made out of rice, like an extra thick linguine.  In both places it forms the base for the most classic of Southeast Asian street foods, char kway teow (in Malaysia) or Kwe Tiauw Goreng (In Indonesia), which is simply “fried kway teow.”  There are probably as many variations on this dish as there are street vendors in Jakarta and Kuala Lumpur, but there are two primary kinds: the halal kind (no pork) and the non-halal kind (includes pork).  They also roughly break down between Indonesian and Malaysia…we are pretty confident that you could not find kwe tiauw with pork in it in Jakarta, but you certainly can here (although there are halal versions here too).  In what follows we do our very best to give you a basic recipe for each: Indonesian style and Malaysian Style.  Please do not be upset if this is not how your grandmother makes it!  A note on the noodles–it would be sacrilege, but if you absolutely could not find big flat soft rice noodles at your Asian market, you could use fresh linguine.  Just don’t tell anyone that we told you.

    Char Kwey Teow

    1/4 pound diced pork fatback
    2 Tbsp. water
    4 cloves garlic, sliced
    2 chilies, sliced
    1/3 lb. sliced lean pork
    2/3 lb. of some mixture of the following: shrimp, peeled and deveined; squid, sliced into rings; or cockles or cherrystone clams, steamed until just open
    1 Tbsp. dark soy sauce
    1 Tbsp. light soy sauce
    2  tsp. oyster sauce
    1 tsp. white pepper, ground
    2 cups bean sprouts
    2 lbs. kway teow noodles
    fresh cilantro to garnish

    (Note: divide everything in half and do this twice.  It’s easier that way.)
    In a large wok, heat the fatback and water until the fat has rendered from the meat and the meat has turned crisp.  Reserve the meat and leave only 3 Tbsp. of oil in the pan.  Heat this oil, add garlic and chilies and stir until fragrant.  Add pork and stir-fry for two minutes.  Add seafood and stir-fry for two more minutes.  Add the wet ingredients, then add the bean sprouts and fry for two more minutes.  Add the noodles and fatback pieces and stir.  Garnish with cilantro

    Kwe Tiauw Goreng

    5 Tbsp. vegetable oil
    2 garlic cloves
    8 red chilies
    1 tsp. shrimp paste (optional)
    1 Tbsp. soy sauce
    1 Tbsp. kecap manis
    1 tsp. sugar
    1 Tbsp. water
    1/2 lb shrimp, peeled and deveined
    1/2 lb boneless chicken thighs, cut into small strips
    2 cups bean sprouts
    1/2 cup scallions, tender white and green parts only, sliced
    4 eggs
    salt and pepper to taste

    (Again, divide this in half and do it twice.)
    In a blender or with a mortal and pestle, mash the chilies, garlic, and shrimp paste until smooth.  Heat oil in wok, add chili paste, and fry for 2 minutes, until well-cooked.  Add the chicken and stirfry for 2 minutes.  Add the shrimp and stirfry for two minutes.  Add the soy sauces, water, and sugar and stir.  Add the noodles, scallions, and bean sprouts and mix well.  Crack in the eggs and stirfry until just cooked through, then serve.  Season with salt, pepper, and more kecap manis.

  • More work stories

    So I (jm) am still really enjoying my new job.  It’s amazing how busy the office is, yesterday I saw 6 people and today I saw 5.  That’s just me, there’s another voluteer and our boss who see people all day long too.  It’s also funny how the questions you hear come in trends.  Two days ago, there were three people interested in going to community colleges (lots of people who have a friend or relative in the states try to do this and then transfer to a four-year college after two years- a good idea and cheaper but they often won’t be able to get a visa).  Yesterday everyone was only interested in the Ivy League Schools. Oh, and of course they were not just interested, but wanting to know how to go about getting a full scholarship. 

    It’s a busy time of year for MACEE because exam results are just coming out here for high school kids.  The education system here is quite different, and I’ve been trying to sort out how it works.  Kids go to school through the equivalent of 11th grade and then take tests in 10 or so subjects called the "SPM" tests (I still get very confused about this- in Indonesia school is referred to as SMP).  These are the results which are coming out now, so many students are coming in and asking if their grades are good enough to go to college in the States.  Some then apply directly to college, either here or in the States, and others go on to do "A Levels" , another two years of college prep work.  They can get into American schools without this extra training but not into the best schools.  So it can be very confusing when they come in and are not sure what they want to do because there are several options.

    Some of the people who come in are really nice and truly interested in figuring out what the best idea is for their situation.  Some come in and want you to do their research for them.  I had a guy today looking at Hotel Management programs, and he decided he wanted to go to New York City or to LA.  I unfortunately let it slip that I’m from near LA, so he peppered me with irrelevant questions about living there.  He said "it’s cheap to live there, right?" and I said no.  He said "food is cheap there, right?" and after I said no again he said "what about if you just eat at Taco Bell?"  I grudgingly conceded that yes, it would be cheap to only eat at Taco Bell, but I restrained myself from asking if he’d heard of the movie "Super Size Me". Basically, after 30 minutes of nonsense he told me I had to tell him what city to go to.  So I politely told him that it wasn’t my job, and that he needed to find out where he thought he’d rather live.  Oh yeah, and worry about getting admitted somewhere.

    I visited one of the local private colleges on Monday with a co-worker to do a presentation on studying in the US.  Basically I just went to watch her give her spiel.  The place is called the HELP University College (yes, it stands for Higher Education Learning Programs) and it does nothing to hide the fact that it is a business first and a college second.  They have a customer service desk instead of an information desk at the front.  And in the brochure they have a message from the CEO, not the president.  Weird.  There are dozens of these places around Malaysia, and it seems to strange to me, but I guess American private colleges are businesses too.  They just do a better job of disguising it.  All you have to do is read about their financial aid policies, which I started doing today. I’m gathering material for a rant on that some other time…